Samurai Sid Vs Chuck Norris

A recent turn of events has happend to San Diego State University. The Daily Aztec has printed a recent article explaining what the world has feared all along, the return of Samurai Sid. Chuck Norris vowes to take this samurai down. More here...Robert Pinksy "Samurai Song"

Samurai Sid's Poetry

When I had no roof I made
Audacity my roof. When I had
No supper my eyes dined.

When I had no eyes I listened.
When I had no ears I thought.
When I had no thought I waited.

When I had no father I made
Care my father. When I had

No mother I embraced order.

When I had no friend I made
Quiet my friend. When I had no
Enemy I opposed my body.

When I had no temple I made
My voice my temple. I have
No priest, my tongue is my choir.

When I have no means fortune
Is my means. When I have
Nothing, death will be my fortune.

Need is my tactic, detachment
Is my strategy. When I had
No lover I courted my sleep

Top 10 Chuck Norris facts

"Over the past few years, I've been flattered and grateful to have been reintroduced to younger generations through the "Chuck Norris Facts" proliferation on the Internet." Here is a list of his favorite facts. More here...

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